Updated: Indie short needs a quirky song about a dog who thinks he's human

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INDIE SHORT (U.S.) *Still looking**
SEEKING: A whimsical/theatrical/quirky song about a dog who thinks/feels/acts like a human.

LYRIC SHEET A MUST. NO LYRIC SHEET NO REVIEW.

UPDATE: Nothing suitable. Still looking. Applications from working bands. Please note it's from the dogs view point.

Music Gorilla will be screening